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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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