What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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