If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Okay.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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