- Anti Joke

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train