what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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