- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

batman farted so hes retarded

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

an ethopian thanksgiving

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your're racist.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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