- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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