- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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