- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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