You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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XD Jackass.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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