Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

so...um, yeah

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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