- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

pobody's nerfect

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

eh

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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