- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A sober Irish individual.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Reading the Terms and Conditions

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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