- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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