Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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