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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Potassium? K.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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