- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You idiot.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

2 black kids walk into school

No your aunties a joke

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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