- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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