- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

your mom was so fat that she died.

A black man walks out of a police station

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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