- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Chuck Norris.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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