What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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