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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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