- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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