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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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