How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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How you know when dislextic

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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