How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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