your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Male leadership.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Anti Joke

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