- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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