What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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