- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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