- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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