- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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