- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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