What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

My jeans

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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