What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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