- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Happy Monday!

read this sentence again.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??