My children are mistakes

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

every cloud has a silver lining

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A car walks into a bar.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

I'm hungry.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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