What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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