- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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