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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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