- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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