- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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