- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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