- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Eric is gay Ha

A guy walks into a bar

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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