If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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