- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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