- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

you gay?

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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