- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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