How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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