What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

angelo snyder is not ga

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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