What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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