- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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