why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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