A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

H o m o comes out as homo

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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