why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What happened to the twins? 9/11

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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