:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Anti Joke

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