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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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