- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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