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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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