- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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