- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

This is a random Anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man did not like this site

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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