- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man did not like this site

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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