- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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