- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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