- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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