Rylan Clark

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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A black person dies.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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