- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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