- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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