What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

race-car = rac-ecar

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Go away still nothing to see

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

who else is on here?

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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