- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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