What is life? Paul.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

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