- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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