CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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