- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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