- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

PENIS :)

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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