Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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The Big Band Theory

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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