- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You know what's funny? A well told joke

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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