- Anti Joke

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol