Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Soccer...

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A baby seal walks into a club.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

And you honored it I see :P

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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