- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

I'm homeless.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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