- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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