What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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