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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats worse than suicide? death

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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