"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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