- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

kieran is a homosexual

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

deez nuts

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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