- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Pain Olympics.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

penis. nuff said.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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