Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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womans rights...

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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