- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

your face

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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