- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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