- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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