- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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