- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Your so gay, that you like men!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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