Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Pain Olympics.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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