the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

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