- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Manchester City

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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