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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A gay man watches football.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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