- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A man goes to the potty.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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