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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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