- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quantum physics?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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