- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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