old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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