I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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A man did not like this site

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Roses are red.

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it was all Tagart

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Anti Joke

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