what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Double-whammy

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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