I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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