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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A fat guy!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

i'm hard

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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