- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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