- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

So these two girls have a cup .

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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