In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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