- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Women's rights

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What is cowboy say

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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