What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

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