how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A lot eh?

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

XD Jackass.

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