- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Men's rights

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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