- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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