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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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