- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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