- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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