- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Your mom.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

quantum physics?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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