- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

knock knock come in

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.