- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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