What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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i like it in the mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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