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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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