2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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