- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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