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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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