- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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