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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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