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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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