- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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