- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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